The World's Number One Jerk
Stephanie Rider
Belletristik / Fantastische Literatur
Beschreibung
I've robbed tombs on Babaoshan, cut down trees in Daxinganling. I've blocked the Beijing-Guangzhou railway line, and taken down columns from the Leaning Tower of Pisa. I've robbed Hong Zhi's home, and Xiaoping and I have quit the Party. I've fought with Zhou Enlai, and paid prostitutes with Napoleon. I've seriously injured the Jade Emperor, and the Buddha has offered incense to me. I've taught Koizumi to lie, and Bush has taken a shit in my home. I've pissed in the pyramids, and had sex in the Dream of the Red Chamber. I crashed a plane in the Pentagon and shat in the White House. I built a canal next to the Red Flag and burned down the CIA. Xi Shi did our laundry, Diao Chan cooked for us. Zhaojun walked with us on the street, and Yuhuan slept with us. The Great Wall of China is too small, and the men of Xinxiang are really strong.
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The World's Number One Jerk, Stephanie Rider