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Keep Chewing Till It Stops Kicking

Name: Keep Chewing Till It Stops Kicking
Author: Steve Graham

Finding Your Inner Caveman

Steve Graham

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Citadel Press

Belletristik / Humor, Satire, Kabarett

Beschreibung

Yo, this is Hal the Caveman coming at you. I lived 5 million years ago in what's now known as Chicken Bend, Arkansas. As a hobby, I drew pictures on the walls of my cave, showing what life was like back in the day. Then some egghead spotted my artwork and found a way to translate it into modern English.
Thrill as I describe how dinosaurs used my relatives as throw pillows! Read with awe as I reveal the importance of not ending up as part of a velociraptor turd! Share the joy as I relate how we accidentally invented the missionary position when Tamuk tripped over a tree root and fell on top of his cousin, Twin Moons.
See how caveman really felt about:    • Family Life: "Kids and food. . .it's important to know the difference."
   • Clothing: "Sometimes back hair just isn't enough."
   • Fighting: "Like rugby with spears."

And for all you aspiring Fred Flinstones, I'll be offering up some modern-day wisdom, like redoing your apartment, Miocene-era style, and hosting your own caveman-themed barbeques and weekend retreats.
Praise For Steve Graham's The Good, The Spam, And The Ugly
"Gleefully offensive."-- Publishers Weekly
"Thanks for using a pseudonym." --Steve's father

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